'These creatures are purely fictional and bear only some slight relationship to real life in as much as parts of them are collage, extracted from various encyclopaedic sources and woven into some form of fatuous invention that 'happened as I drew them. Such creatures may well have existed but became extinct on account of their unlikely forms. Some may well have never existed and it is is merely me playing God- or being daft and playing silly buggers- although some of you may suddenly shout out- " HEY!! HANG ON A MINUTE!!! I HAD A PET LIKE THAT ONCE- BUT IT KEPT ATTACKING THE CHICKENS, SO I SOLD IT TO SOMEONE WHO KEPT FERRETS WHO SOLD IT ON AFTER IT STARTED ATTACKING THEM TOO. IT NOW LIVES ON A SNAKE FARM QUITE HAPPILY ALONG WITH A HERD OF GROAT WODDLERS(Oofnatum Blodlickerstings)- WHATEVER THEY ARE" The 'latin' names are also the result of 'freefall' thinking also, which means that I wrote the first words or sounds of words that popped into my mind. Take them seriously at your peril. It's a game!!'